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It only costs $0.00 to keep it real
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i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying

"oh no my potato"

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  • me during the purge: (breaks all the strange and dated laws that police don't really enforce anymore. like that bullshit about not being able to keep a donkey in your bathtub? it's time to truly live.)
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